jeremy-ruiner:

colinfirth:

things finding out you’re adopted excuses:

  • a night of heavy drinking
  • a few months of angst
  • giving your parents the silent treatment

things finding out you’re adopted does not excuse:

  • genocide
  • the destruction of new york

GOD YES.

mandylasers: lomonte: oh so silly~ This is so precious it hurts<3
magnetic-rose: Tricks are what whores do for money… or cocaine.
“Am I cursed?”
Steve: Hey Lovebug, do you mind if I grab lunch with Tony?
Loki: Not at all. Should I?
Steve: He - well, I mean... you did kind of throw him out of a window last week.
Loki: He mentioned the horse thing, Steve. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO MENTION THE HORSE THING.
Steve: LOKI HOW DO I WORK THIS PROGRAM HELP
Loki: DAMMIT, STEVE
Steve: TONY HELP
Loki: IT'S LIKE YOU'RE AN OLD MAN IN A HOT BODY
A Gayvengers dialogue in which Loki and Steve discuss hair and nails.
Captain: YOUR HAIR'S AWFUL PRETTY
Loki: AND SOFT
Captain: VERY MUCH SO
Loki: IT'S THE WEAVE
Captain: IT'S A WEAVE?
Captain: I HAD NO IDEA
Captain: WHO'S YOUR STYLIST?
Captain: THEY'RE GOOD
Loki: ONE CARLOS DE SOUZA
Captain: I'LL TELL HIM YOU RECOMMENDED ME.
Loki: GOOD MAN
Loki: THOR GETS HIS DONE TOO
Loki: SOMETIMES HIS NAILS TOO IF HE'S FEELING BLUE AND NEEDS THAT PICK ME UP
Captain: THAT REMINDS ME I NEED TO GET A MANI/PETI UPDATE MYSELF
Captain: SOME STARS AND STRIPES
Captain: THAT'D BE SUPER CUTE
Loki: HAWT
Loki: WHY NOT LITTLE WINGS?
Captain: I DON'T KNOW I FEEL STARS AND STRIPES WORK BETTER WITH MY COSTUME
Captain: OR IS THAT TOO MATCHY-MATCHY?
Captain: MAYBE I'LL DO THE WINGS THEN
Captain: GO TO THAT LITTLE PLACE ON THE CORNER RUN BY THE KOREANS
Captain: BECAUSE KOREANS REALLY DO IT BEST
Captain: I'M ALL FOR AMERICAN-MADE BUT THEY'RE FLAWLESS AT NAILS
Loki: OH THEY SO ARE
Captain: AND THEY ARE NOT SHY WITH THE GLITTER
Captain: I LOVE THAT ABOUT THEM
Loki: HEY YOU HAVE TO GO BIG OR GO HOME
Captain: GIRLFRIEND, YOU ARE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE
dustscale25: darksigyn: assguard: Only one of you can ascend to the throne, but both of you were born to be kings. yeah XD omg this is magnificent!!!! ohhhhhhhhhh this is grand
ladyofmischief: becausehiddles: brofisting: adventuresofcomicbookgirl: idlovetobebardafree: rraaaarrl: I DO WHAT I WANT LOKI I DO WHAT I WANT THOR SHUT UP YOU DON’T OWN ME SO WHAT WHAT NOW I DO WHAT I WANT WHATEVA WHATEVA I DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE HE IS MUTHA FUCKIN’ LOKI, THOR. LESLIE READ THIS